As you guys know, I live in Japan and lemme tell you.. The cell phones in this country are getting seriously nuts.. you can make friggin webpages on ‘em, touch them to sensors on vending machines to purchase drinks, in stores to buy clothes and gay shit like that, do your banking, money transfers etc…basically everything you can do with a credit card can usually be done with your cell..

for moms, some schools have IC sensors sewn into the kids uniforms that let them know when they have physically passed through the schools gates which parents can then check the status of online with their mobiles…

oh! I almost forgot! cell phones are also really good for decreasing the population of spikey golden haired, blinged out in garish jewelry, wanna be empty headed, brand name obsessed cockstain asshat boys and girls in their mid-20’s that still don’t have a job and live at home with their poor parents that wrap themselves around bridge supports when they crash their liitle gay cars with their little gay names into them while gabbing on the phone whilst driving!

the best technological advance yet!

i’m sure there is all kinds of other crap too that I’m not aware of…
the cell phones that can act as tvs DO have a crystal clear signal though..

cell phone gaming is off the hook as well…

so yeah, we don’t have flying cars that fold up into a briefcase but we CAN waste even more of our lives and become more socially withdrawn with every passing year from each new advance in cell phone technology..

on a fun side note, If you have trouble or even zero ability with japanese kanji, guess what? so does every other Jappy Joe from roughly the ages of 13-40!! since 99% of everyone uses E-mail WAY WAY more then they write, people have begun to forget how to write Kanji and the younger generation can read just the very basics. Of course this is a generalization but it is pretty widespread

Lewis probably knows more Kanji then the avergae nihonjin!
at least all the gay ones..

heh.

1. There is such thing as 20 sided dice. That quite frankly blew my mind!
2. Geeks and dorks are two totally different species.
3. Don’t touch a geek’s Doritos!
4. If a geek calls you a 404, take it as an insult.
5. I hate geeks!

Have a nice day!
Chris - The Roommate