thanx for making us feel at home!! another fine episode indeed.

here’s a quick idea for a topic..

most embarrassing moments whilst PLAYING video games.
here’s one I remember..

Grade school…about a week after I got my (first) nintendo
playing some good ol’ capcom with my brother back in the day and
missing some jump on ghosts and goblins (NES) for the 9 millionth time and totally losing it.

I proceed to bite the absolute fuck out of the corner of my controller (while crying). So hard have I clamped down in fact that I chip my back molar and swallow a piece of tooth…..
As my jaw clamps down suddenly on a nice sizeable chunk of inner cheek I jump up in pain, controller still in hand and now bleeding from my mouth proceed to pull on the wire ripping the whole Fucking Nes out of the wall…

My brother was laughing so hard he shit himself (literally) and then began to cry because he now had a steaming dook taking up residence in his day glo Ocean Pacific shorts…at this most perfect of moments my mom walks in, sees me pissing blood out of my mouth and screaming in tounges of rage, the T.V.’s loud static and a pile of wires and my brother (now fully bawling) scooting away on the carpet like a small dog trying to itch it’s own ass by dragging it along the carpet and smelling of shit..

THAT is nintendo power….